Everybody laughs on my TV
Everybody's rich and skinny except me.
Kinda makes me wanna go buy something
Kinda makes me wanna pick up the phone
Kinda makes me wanna sit in the dark alone.

Everybody laughs on my TV,
Problems all dissolve so easily.
Kinda makes me wanna eat some garbage
Kinda makes me wanna break some bones,
Kinda makes me wanna take a bath and stay home.

Everybody laughs on my TV,
People die and then come back next week
Kinda makes me wanna go out drinking
Kinda makes me wanna bleach my hair
Kinda makes me feel like real life's not fair.

Everybody laughs on my TV.


~Kat Eggleston, Second Nature